28 August 2011

Milk Day Moments

Congressman and Child Support Deadbeat William Walsh explaining to Bob Iftner that he is the elected official now and has no interest in kissing Bob's ass.  Another fading tradition in Harvard.

16 August 2011

How Many Chins Are Required to be a McHenry County Republican?

County Board Chair Chin
I just sit around and count money, so fitness isn't important
High school graduation photo used on his insurance business advertising - less chins
Peak physical fitness is important for law enforcement
Most counties have done away with my elected position, but I need the cash
and the free food is good too

 
Showing how conversation and one hand in the chips can be politically correct and that a future modeling sports bras can supplement ones income. One hand in the chips is a good skill for politicians who will no doubt have their fingers in the pie
Another chronically unemployed person wishing to get a paid seat at the trough

Explaining the fine art of the buffet to a potential candidate

Top Republicans meet privately to see just who they will endorse to fill another elected position that should be eliminated, the archaic and out of date coroner system that is just a repository for collecting Republican funds

08 August 2011

Dyslexically Disabled Dispatching

This week's favorites are sending police to Harvard Hospital at 109 Garfield and advising fire units that addresses on south Illinois State Route 14 are 'just west of Chemung.' Decades of incompetence supported by relatives.